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Jan 2014

The Mail I Get

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Author Joel Goldman

Author Joel Goldman

I didn’t get this email…my good friend Joel Goldman did. But it was so wonderful, that I had to share it with you, typos and all:

Hi Joel… I pulled up best suspense thrillers on Amazon & you jack Davis books pooped up… I was really getting intoJacks stories, planning on contining thru all your novels… Just as I have thru Jack Reacher… But alas, you make some dumbass comment about Fox News in The Dead Man & you just lost a customer…. MSNBC??? You are as biased and diluted as some of the criminals in you novels… Good luck to you with those blinders on… Oh yeah… Make no mistake… I’m well educated, female, self employed, buy my own insurance & undoudtedly make a comparable income to yours… Put that in you liberal MSNBC cigar & smoke it… Hope your getting consistently laid with that small penis…

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  • Iris

    January 20, 2014, am31 8:02 AM

    I am continually disappointed by some in our society. Basic manners seem to be unnecessary any longer. Respect for others get thrown to the side. Cowards get courage from anonymity.

    What really perplexed me was that the stories are just that “a story.” I like to read all views in a story because that adds interest.

  • Kitty

    January 20, 2014, am31 8:54 AM

    I’m a conservative, but I realized long ago that the literary world is primarily liberal. As long as the slight isn’t egregious, and the story is good, I’d overlook it. I doubt I’d scrap an entire book over “morons at Fox” unless the book was peppered with other such insults. My advice to that letter writer is to first learn the basics of writing before she writes anything else, and learn some manners, too.

  • P.N. Elrod

    January 20, 2014, am31 9:12 AM

    Clever comment? I got nothing. Too busy thinking about that a train wreck of a person she must be. Blargh.

  • Gerard

    January 20, 2014, am31 9:56 AM

    FREAKS MUST DIE was fun.

  • Kurt

    January 20, 2014, am31 11:23 AM

    What a shame. We choose to read what we want. If she is offended by certain comments that is her right. But choose by reading someone else’s material. This email was unconstructive more aptly destructive. It shows her in a light that I really don’t want to know about. Liberal or Conservative – its from the author’s point of view. If you don’t like it, use real words that ask questions other readers might ponder. Insightful questions. Questions that make me want to know more about you or your characters (or the characters you would like to see). Lee I liked THE HEIST. Gave me fodder for novels I might like to write instead of non-fiction. Keep up the good work. It is hard to do when people are out there that don’t “use their words” (as I would tell a five year old). Instead of making it personal…make it constructive.

  • Noreen Ayres

    January 20, 2014, pm31 1:36 PM

    Ai-yi-yiii! I wonder what kind of job she has that allows her such unconstrained, ridiculous, laughable misspellings.
    I don’t have to wonder what kind of woman she is who would say, and even think, the things she indicated, but I’m sure sorry she’s in my gender, much less my species. Ick.

  • Patricia Bertrand

    January 20, 2014, pm31 5:04 PM

    I once read a book (can’t remember the title) with a disclaimer in the first few pages because the author’s topic involved the devil and demons as friends of humanity. I suppose the author was concerned that people might be offended by this concept. Is it time for more authors to include disclaimers or is this a step too far?

  • Christine Kling

    January 20, 2014, pm31 6:29 PM

    I love your use of the word “wonderful” to describe this email. What a character! And people ask authors where they get their ideas… All you have to do is watch and listen. We don’t even have to make this s#%+ up!

  • Leif Fearn

    January 20, 2014, pm31 10:12 PM

    I don’t understand the sensitivity, to say nothing of the absence of general knowledge, with regard to both writer’s craft and media literacy.

  • Burl Barer

    January 21, 2014, am31 1:44 AM

    How does she no the sighs of his penus? Whatever she has, it maybe cuntages

  • Nat Gertler

    January 30, 2014, pm31 3:35 PM

    Remember, Fox News is reported to have had people posting under fake names to defend themselves in internet discussions. Perhaps this is just taking that to the nest step.

    But I’m sorry to hear that Joel has become diluted.

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